27.10.10

90s candy - Volume 2

Here is the second installment of 90s Candy.

11. Lemonhead Candy - Evan Dando

The Lemonheads were a classic 90s pop alternative band that saw a wealth of associated acts as cameos in various Lemonhead lineups throughout the decade. And Evan was their eponymous leader from start to finish, the only part of the original lineup to still be a part of the act. A nicely rugged, faintly hippie face was not enough of a cover for eyes that looked like they were stolen from a starving, homeless dog hungry for affection. Not as well-known as most heartthrobs of the time but topped most of my lists.












12. Pretty Candy - Sebastian Bach

Skid Row made their first appearance in the late 80s but the 10 years they took up most of the 90s. Their leader, Sebastian Bach, set himself apart from the average heavy metal front man with a face that was strangely feminine and voice that was just as beautiful. Yet there was still no denying the masculinity of his bad-boy charm.












13. Gone too Soon Candy - River Phoenix

I often refer to River as the person who should have been the love of my life. This young man nailed every role he ever had in a litany of movies vastly different from each other. The emotional strength he brought to his roles seemed evident as a part of his actual personality. But those emotional strengths are easily turned around as emotional weaknesses in beautiful heart that was much too fragile for this world. Though most close to him and the legion of fans River still has could almost predict his death in 1993, it stunned people nonetheless. Here was the one actor of his generation who could have been bigger and greater than all the rest.












14. Crow Candy - Brandon Lee

Speaking of gone to soon, here's someone we lost before he really got the chance to show us how incredible he could have been. Though he did a handful of movies that didn't hit the mainstream and didn't get him noticed, it was cult classic The Crow that put him on the radar. Sadly, it was also the movie he was filming when he lost his life to a horrible accident, one that scarred those around him for years. Many props have to be given to the directors of The Crow for not only choosing the only man who could play Eric Draven, but continuing the movie in honor of his legacy and retaining Brandon as Draven, using footage they had gathered before his untimely death.








15. Alternative Candy 1 - Mike Patton

Faith No More OWNED alternative music in the 90s, along with acts like Porno for Pyros and Jane's Addiction, instead of the many years that followed where nearly every band that wasn't classic rock or hard rock was stuck with an "alternative" label where it didn't really fit. But Faith No More was the only band of the early 90s with a some sweet, sweet candy leading the pack.













16. Alternative Candy 2 - Gavin Rossdale

In the mid-90s, we were introduced to Bush and their gorgeous crooner, Gavin. This particular magazine cover graced my walls throughout my teen years and was responsible for many good dreams.












17. Grunge Candy - Chris Cornell

Few musical movements can define the 90s the way grunge has. Of all the bands to have come from the Seattle area and reach the mainstream, Soundgarden was one of the biggest to actually stick to the grunge formula, albeit in a harder, more power-chord driven way. And Chris was the hottest man to lead a group of grungy rockers.












18. Candy with a Message - Eddie Vedder

Also leading a band from the Seattle area, this was the least grungy of the groups though they eventually developed a sound a lot closer to the music that came from the grunge era. Eddie also set himself apart as the non-Seattle native to front a band from the area and characterized himself as a singer and songwriter with a message, drawing from the news to fuel their music and setting melody to social commentary. Obviously a personal favorite of mine, this is a crush that has not ended for me.












19. Character Candy - Jordan Catalano

Like Legolas many years later, this is an example of how a character can be totally dreamy while the actual actor isn't so much. Dumb, cute and totally oblivious, Jordan made alienated teenage girls all over the world blush.










20. Untamed Candy - Christian Slater

One of my first celebrity crushes of the late 80s and early 90s, Christian Slater had a wealth of movies with different roles that had girls drooling. After his 80s appearance as J.D., the destructive anarchist we all knew and loved years before we knew anything about Fight Club, Slater played a young mobster, a shy busboy with a baboon heart and wayward Clyde-like character in an ensemble cast that became a super cult classic.

26.10.10

90s candy - Volume 1

I like a nice view, even if that's all it amounts to.

So a friend of mine posts a picture on FB on one of her favorite views. I commented and we shared a few comments about such views. So I decided to share pictures of my favorite views, also known as "Eye Candy".

A couple of my candy men aged me as a total 90s girl. Actually, all of it aged me since the more current heartthrobs on my list are older men. But that's different from having discovered some of the throwback candy in my teens over a decade ago. Other girls from the same era commented on that fact and we agreed that our eye candy was better back then. I mentioned my 90s eye candy list would be incredibly long and someone asked me to make that list.

I figured there's quite enough eye candy pictures in folders on my FB and this would be ridiculously long (did I mention that?). So I thought I'd do a simple list.

But what's the use of a list of eye candy without the actual candy?

So I've decided to break them down into different blog entries and show the pictures.

Warning: There will be no Leo on this list. I'm sorry. I just won't go there.

In no particular order, here are the first 10:

1. Jump Street Candy - Johnny Depp

Also known as "Cross Over Candy" as he's arguably better now and because 21 Jump Street started in the late 80s. But the 90s is when many of us first took notice of one of our biggest crushes ever. On the cover of THE best magazine of the 90s, no less.













2. Slacker Candy - Ethan Hawke

Reality Bites was THE Gen X movie. And on paper, Ben Stiller's character was clearly the better choice. Successful, open to having a relationship, not prone to emotional outbursts or thinly disguised apathy. But who in their right mind would choose Ben over Ethan? Here's the man who started us on our poor boyfriend choices. But he was damn nice to look at.









3. Dumb as Dirt Candy - Keanu Reeves

We all know it. Boy was this pretty boy completely clueless. Again, it's all about the eye candy. The man responsible for the legions of Keanus born in the 90s.











4. Cool James Candy - L.L. Cool J.

I once had to explain what the draw was to a 21st century generation girl. It's really simple. Lips. Ladies loved those lips. And my man knew it. His body wasn't half bad, either.











5. Camelot Candy - JFK Jr.

Oh my. Our very own Prince of America. There are no words. He defined it.













6. Legend Candy - Brad Pitt

No, no, no. Pitt is not a legend. Tristan was the legend. There were many movies in the 90s to explain why Brad Pitt topped most lists, despite how over him we are now. But Legends of the Fall was where it all came to a head. Also responsible for the Tristans born around this time.













7. Funky Bunch Candy - Marky Mark

Serious actor my ass. This was by far the most delicious Mark Wahlberg, even if you couldn't take him very seriously. Calvin Klein knew his stuff.













8. Dimples Candy - Antonio Sabato Jr.

Janet Jackson had all the hot guys in her videos in the 90s.













9. MTV Candy 1 - Simon Rex

I almost hate to put this here since he's the king of douches, now. But back then we didn't see it coming. Anyone who watched Felicity religiously back in the day is aware of his small role in the series. His really, really hot, small role. That curly-headed freak was insane to not want to pursue the cute, brooding artsy guy. They are more than just a phase, you know.













10. MTV Candy 2 - Dan Cortese

Sure he looked silly with the damn bandanna. But underneath that was a nice face and a nicer body. Both MTV Candy made an appearance on What I Like About You as Jennie Garth's flames. Lucky bitch.